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Grumpiest Wiener in Town Hoodie – Funny Coffee Dachshund Gift for Dog Lovers
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Start your day with a smirk and some serious side-eye in the Grumpiest Wiener in Town Hoodie — perfect for every caffeine-fueled dachshund lover who isn't a morning pup. This hilarious design features a cranky wiener dog in a robe, arms crossed, sitting next to an empty food bowl and a steaming cup of coffee. It’s the ultimate mood for anyone who’s not fully functional before breakfast.
Whether you’re shopping for a sleepy pet parent or need a cozy hoodie that speaks your pre-coffee truth, this is the go-to funny dachshund gift. Ideal for lazy Sundays, dog walks, or grumbling through Monday mornings with your favorite coffee dog.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Amazing Animal Apparel
- Email: contact@support.amazinganimalapparel.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Grumpiest Wiener in Town Hoodie – Funny Coffee Dachshund Gift for Dog Lovers Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|